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\input texinfo @c -*-texinfo-*-
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@comment $Id: netcdf-internal.texi,v 1.5 2009/09/29 18:49:08 dmh Exp $
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@c %**start of header
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@setfilename netcdf-internal.info
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@settitle Documentation for NetCDF Library Internals
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@setcontentsaftertitlepage
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@c %**end of header
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@setchapternewpage off
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@html
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<link rel=stylesheet type=text/css href=http://www.unidata.ucar.edu/themes/Unidata/style/style.css>
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@end html
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@dircategory netCDF scientific data format
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@direntry
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* netcdf-internal: (netcdf-internal). Documentation for NetCDF Library Internals
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@end direntry
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@titlepage
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@title Documentation for NetCDF Library Internals
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@author Ed Hartnett
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@author Unidata Program Center
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@page
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@vskip Opt plus 1filll
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This is internal documentation of the netCDF library.
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Copyright @copyright{} 2004, Unidata Program Center
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@end titlepage
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@ifnottex
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@node Top, C Code, (dir), (dir)
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@top NetCDF Library Internals
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@end ifnottex
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The most recent update of this documentation was released with version
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3.6.0 of netCDF.
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The netCDF data model is described in The NetCDF Users' Guide
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(@pxref{Top, The NetCDF Users Guide,, netcdf, The NetCDF
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Users' Guide}).
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Reference guides are available for the C (@pxref{Top, The NetCDF Users
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Guide for C,, netcdf-c, The NetCDF Users' Guide for C}), C++
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(@pxref{Top, The NetCDF Users' Guide for C++,, netcdf-cxx, The NetCDF
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Users Guide for C++}), FORTRAN 77 (@pxref{Top, The NetCDF Users' Guide
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for FORTRAN 77,, netcdf-f77, The NetCDF Users Guide for FORTRAN 77}),
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and FORTRAN (@pxref{Top, The NetCDF Users' Guide for FORTRAN 90,,
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netcdf-f90, The NetCDF Users' Guide for FORTRAN 90}).
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@menu
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* C Code::
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* Derivative Works::
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* Concept Index::
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@detailmenu
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--- The Detailed Node Listing ---
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C Code
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* libsrc directory::
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* nc_test directory::
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* nctest directory::
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* cxx directory::
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* man directory::
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* ncgen and ncgen4 directories::
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* ncdump directory::
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* fortran directory::
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@end detailmenu
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@end menu
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@node C Code, Derivative Works, Top, Top
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@chapter C Code
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The netCDF library is implemented in C in a bunch of directories under
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netcdf-3.
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@menu
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* libsrc directory::
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* nc_test directory::
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* nctest directory::
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* cxx directory::
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* man directory::
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* ncgen and ncgen4 directories::
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* ncdump directory::
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* fortran directory::
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@end menu
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@node libsrc directory, nc_test directory, C Code, C Code
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@section libsrc directory
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The libsrc directory holds the core library C code.
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@subsection m4 Files
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The m4 macro processor is used as a pre-pre-processor for attr.m4,
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putget.m4, ncx.m4, t_ncxx.m4. The m4 macros are used to deal with the
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6 different netcdf data types.
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@table @code
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@item attr.m4
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Attribute functions.
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@item putget.m4
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Contains putNCvx_@var{type}_@var{type}, putNCv_@var{type}_@var{type},
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getNCvx_@var{type}_@var{type}, getNCv_@var{type}_@var{type}, plus a
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bunch of other important internal functions dealing with reading and writing
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data. External functions nc_put_var@var{X}_@var{type} and
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nc_get_var@var{X}_@var{type}, are implemented.
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@item ncx.m4
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Contains netCDF implementation of XDR. Bit-fiddling on VAXes and other
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fun stuff.
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@item t_ncxx.m4
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Test program for netCDF XDR library.
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@end table
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@subsection C Header Files
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@table @code
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@item netcdf.h
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The formal definition of the netCDF API.
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@item nc.h
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Private data structures, objects and interfaces.
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@item ncio.h
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I/O abstraction interface, including struct ncio.
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@item ncx.h
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External data representation interface.
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@item fbits.h
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Preprocessor macros for dealing with flags: fSet, fClr, fIsSet, fMask,
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pIf, pIff.
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@item ncconfig.h
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Generated automatically by configure.
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@item onstack.h
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This file provides definitions which allow us to "allocate" arrays on
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the stack where possible. (Where not possible, malloc and free are
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used.)
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@item rnd.h
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Some rounding macros.
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@end table
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@subsection C Code Files
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@table @code
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@item nc.c
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Holds nc_open, nc_create, nc_enddef, nc_close, nc_delete, nc_abort,
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nc_redef, nc_inq, nc_sync,, nc_set_fill. It also holds a lot if
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internal functions.
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@item attr.c
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Generated from attr.m4, contains attribute functions.
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@item dim.c
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Dimension functions.
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@item var.c
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Variable function
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@item v1hpg.c
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This module defines the external representation of the "header" of a
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netcdf version one file. For each of the components of the NC
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structure, There are (static) ncx_len_XXX(), ncx_put_XXX() and
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v1h_get_XXX() functions. These define the external representation of
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the components. The exported entry points for the whole NC structure
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are built up from these.
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Although the name of this file implies that it should only apply to
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data version 1, it was modified by the 64-bit offset people, so that
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it actually handles version 2 data as well.
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@item v2i.c
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Version 2 API implemented in terms of version 3 API.
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@item error.c
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Contains nc_strerror.
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@item ncio.c
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Just decides whether to use ffio.c (for Crays) or posixio.c (for
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everyone else). (See below).
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@item posixio.c
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@itemx ffio.c
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Some file I/O, and a Cray-specific implementation. These two files
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have some functions with the same name and signatures, for example
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ncio_open. If building on a Cray, ffio.c is used. If building on a
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posix system, posixio.c is used.
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One of the really complex functions in posixio.c is px_get, which
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reads data from a netCDF file in perhaps a super-efficient manner?
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There are functions for the rel, get, move, sync, free operations, one
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set of functions (with _spx_) if NC_SHARE is in use, and another set
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(with _px_) when NC_SHARE is not in use.
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See also the section I/O Layering below.
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@item putget.c
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Generated from putget.m4.
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@item string.c
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NC_string structures are manipulated here. Also contains NC_check_name.
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@item imap.c
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Check map functionality?
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@item libvers.c
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Implements nc_inq_libvers.
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@item ncx.c
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@itemx ncx_cray.c
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Created from ncx.m4, this file contains implementation of netCDF XDR,
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and a Cray-specific implementation.
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@item t_nc.c
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@itemx t_ncio.c
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@itemx t_ncx.c
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There are extra tests, activated with make full_test, in . They didn't
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compile on my cygwin system, but worked fine on linux. See the extra
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tests section below.
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@end table
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@subsection Makefile
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Let us not neglect the Makefile, hand-crafted by Glenn and Steve to
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stand the test of many different installation platforms.
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@subsection I/O Layering
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Here's some discussion from Glenn (July, 1997) in the support archive:
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@example
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Given any platform specific I/O system which is capable of
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random access, it is straightforward to write an ncio
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implementation which uses that I/O system. A competent C
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programmer can do it in less than a day. The interface is
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defined in ncio.h. There are two implementations (buffered and
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unbuffered) in posixio.c, another in ffio.c, and another contributed
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mmapio.c (in pub/netcdf/contrib at our ftp site)
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which can be used as examples. (The buffered version in posixio.c has
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gotten unreadable at this point, I'm sorry to say.)
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A brief outline of the ncio interface follows.
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There are 2 public 'constructors':
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ncio_create()
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and
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ncio_open().
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The first creates a new file and the second opens an existing one.
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There is a public 'destructor',
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ncio_close()
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which closes the descriptor and calls internal function ncio.free()
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to free any allocated resources.
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The 'constructors' return a data structure which includes
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4 other 'member functions'
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ncio.get() - converts a file region specified by an offset
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and extent to a memory pointer. The region may be
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locked until the corresponding call to rel().
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ncio.rel() - releases the region specified by offset.
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ncio.move() - Copy one region to another without making anything
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available to higher layers. May be just implemented in
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terms of get() and rel(), or may be tricky to be efficient.
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Only used in by nc_enddef() after redefinition.
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and
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ncio.sync() - Flush any buffers to disk. May be a no-op on
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if I/O is unbuffered.
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The interactions between layers and error semantics are more clearly defined
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for ncio than they were for the older xdr stream based system. The functions
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all return the system error indication (errno.h) or 0 for no error.
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The sizehint parameter to ncio_open() and ncio_create() is a contract between
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the upper layers and ncio. It a negotiated value passed. A suggested value
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is passed in by reference, and may be modified upon return. The upper layers
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use the returned value as a maximum extent for calls to ncio.get().
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In the netcdf distribution, there is test program 't_ncio.c',
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which can be used to unit test an ncio implementation. The program
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is script driven, so a variety of access patterns can be tested
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by feeding it different scripts.
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@end example
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And some more:
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@example
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For netcdf I/O on the CRAY, we can identify a couple of levels of buffering.
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There is a "contract" between the higher layers of
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netcdf and the "ncio" layer which says "we won't request more than
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'chunksize' bytes per request. This controls the maximum size of
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the buffer used internal to the ncio implementation for system
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read and write.
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On the Cray, the ncio implementation is usually 'ffio.c', which uses the
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cray specific ffio library. This is in contrast to the implementation
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used on most other systems, 'posixio.c', which used POSIX read(), write(),
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lseek() calls. The ffio library has all sorts of controls (which I don't
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pretend
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to understand), including the bufa directive you cite above.
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If you are using some sort of assign statement external to netcdf, it
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is probably being overridden by the following code sequence from
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ffio.c:
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ControlString = getenv("NETCDF_FFIOSPEC");
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if(ControlString == NULL)
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@{
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ControlString="bufa:336:2";
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@}
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fd = ffopens(path, oflags, 0, 0, &stat, ControlString);
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EG, if the NETCDF_FFIOSPEC environment variable is not set, use the
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default shown. Otherwise, use the environment variable.
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Currently for ffio, the "chunksize" contract is set to the st_oblksize
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member of struct ffc_stat_s obtained from a fffcntl(). You can check
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this by putting a breakpoint in ffio.c:blksize().
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As you may be able to tell from ffio.c, we have stubbed out interlayer
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communication to allow this to be set as the *sizehintp argument to
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ncio_open() and ncio_create(). In netcdf-3.4, we intend to fully implement this
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and expose this parameter to the user.
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@end example
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In 2004, while on an unrelated research expedition to find the
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Brazillian brown-toed tree frog, Russ Rew found a sealed tomb. Within - a
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bronze statue of the terrible Monkey God. While scratching the netCDF logo
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in the Monkey God's forehead, Russ discovered a secret compartment,
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containing an old, decaying scroll.
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Naturally he brought it back to Unidata's History and Antiquities
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Division, on the 103rd floor of UCAR Tower #2. Within the scroll, written in
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blood, Unidata archeologists found the following:
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@example
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Internal to the netcdf implementation, there is a parameterized
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contract between the upper layers and the i/o layer regarding the
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maximum amount of data to be transferred between the layers in a
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single call. Call this the "chunksize." If the file is opened for
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synchronous operations (NC_SHARE), this is to the amount of data
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transferred from the file in a single i/o call, and, typically, the
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size of the allocated buffer in the i/o layer. In the more usual
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buffered case (NC_NOSHARE), accesses to the underlying file system are
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alighned on chunksize boundaries and the size of the allocated buffer
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is twice this number.
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So, the chunksize controls a space versus time tradeoff, memory
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allocated in the netcdf library versus number of system calls. It also
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controls the relationship between outer and inner loop counters for
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large data accesses. A large chunksize would have a small (1?) outer
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look counter and a larger inner loop counter, reducing function call
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overhead. (Generally this effect is much less significant than the
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memory versus system call effect.)
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May the curse of the Monkey God devour any who desecrate the chunksize
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parameter.
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@end example
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@subsection Extra Tests
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According to Russ make full_test runs three tests:
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@table @code
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@item test
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the library blunder test which is a quick test of the library
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implementation
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@item nctest
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the test of the netCDF-2 interface, which is still used in a lot of
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third-party netCDF software.
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@item test_ncx
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a test of the XDR-replacement library. netCDF-2 used the
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industry-standard XDR library, but netCDF-3 uses our own replacement
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for it that Glenn wrote as ncx.c and ncxx.c.
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@end table
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The latter test seems to work if you run something like
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@example
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c89 t_ncxx.c ncx.o -o t_ncx
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@end example
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first to create the "t_ncx" executable, then run "make test_ncx" and
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it will run the two tests "t_ncx" and "t_ncxx":
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@example
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$ make test_ncx
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c89 -o t_ncxx -g t_ncxx.o ncx.o
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./t_ncx
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./t_ncxx
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@end example
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which produce no output if they succeed.
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@node nc_test directory, nctest directory, libsrc directory, C Code
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@section nc_test directory
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This runs the version 3 tests suite.
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The main program, nc_test, can be run with a command line option to
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create a farly rich test file. It's then called again without the
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option to read the file and also engage in a bunch of test writes to
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scratch.nc.
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@node nctest directory, cxx directory, nc_test directory, C Code
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@section nctest directory
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This runs the version 2 test suite.
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@node cxx directory, man directory, nctest directory, C Code
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@section cxx directory
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This directory contains the C++ interface to netCDF.
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@node man directory, ncgen and ncgen4 directories, cxx directory, C Code
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@section man directory
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This directory holds the .m4 file that is used to generate both the C
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and fortran man pages. I wish I had known about this directory before
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I introducted the doc directory! I have moved all the docs
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into the man directory, and tried to delete the doc directory. But cvs
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won't let me. It intends that I always remember my sins. Thanks cvs,
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you're like a conscience.
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@node ncgen and ncgen4 directories, ncdump directory, man directory, C Code
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@section ncgen and ncgen4 directories
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The ncgen directory is the home of ncgen, of course.
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This program uses lex and yacc to parse the CDL input file.
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Note that the ncgen program used to called ncgen4, so this
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version of ncgen can in fact handle the full netCDF-4 enhanced
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data model as CDL input. The old ncgen is still available,
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but is now called ncgen3.
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lex and yacc files:
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@table @code
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@item ncgen.l
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Input for flex, the output of which is renamed ncgenyy.c and #included
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by ncgentab.c.
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@item ncgen.y
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Input for yacc, the output of which is reanmed ncgentab.c.
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@end table
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Header files:
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@table @code
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@item ncgen.h
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Defines a bunch of extern variables, like ncid, ndims, nvars,
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... *dims, *vars, *atts.
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@item ncgentab.h
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Long list of defines generared by yacc?
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@item genlib.h
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Prototypes for all the ncgen functions.
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@item generic.h
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Defines union generic, which can hold any type of value (used for
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handling fill values).
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@end table
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Code files:
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@table @code
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@item main.c
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Main entry point. Handles command line options and then calls yyparse.
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@item ncgentab.c
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This is generated from ncgen.y by yacc.
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@item ncgenyy.c
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This is included in ncgentab.c, and not, therefore, on the compile
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list in the makefile, since it's compiled as part of ncgentab.c.
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@item genlib.c
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Bunch of functions for ncgen, including ones to write appropriate
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fortran or C code for a netcdf file. Neat! Also the gen_netcdf
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function, which actually writes out the netcdf file being generated
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by ncgen. Also has emalloc function.
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@item getfill.c
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A few functions dealing with fill values and their defaults.
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@item init.c
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@item load.c
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@item escapes.c
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Contains one functions, expand_escapes, expands escape characters,
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like \t, in input.
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@end table
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@node ncdump directory, fortran directory, ncgen and ncgen4 directories, C Code
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@section ncdump directory
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This directory holds ncdump, of course! No m4 or any of that stuff
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here - just plain old C.
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@node fortran directory, , ncdump directory, C Code
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@section fortran directory
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Amazingly, the fortran interface is actually C code! Steve gets some
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package involving cfortran.h, which defines a C function of the exact
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signature which will be produced by a fortran program calling a C
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function. So _nf_open will map to nc_open.
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@node Derivative Works, Concept Index, C Code, Top
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@chapter Derivative Works
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At Unidata, the creative energies are simply enormous. NetCDF has
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spawned a host of derivative works, some samples of which are listed
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below.
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@section From ``A Tale of Two Data Formats,'' the bestselling novel
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@example
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,
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it was the age of webpages, it was the age of ftp,
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it was the epoch of free software, it was the epoch of Microsoft,
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it was the season of C, it was the season of Java,
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it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair,
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we had everything before us, we had nothing before us,
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we were all going direct to HDF5, we were all going direct
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the other way--
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@end example
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@section ``The Marriage of NetCDF,'' an Opera in Three Acts
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The massive response to this opera has been called the ``Marriage
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Phenomenon'' by New York Times Sunday Arts and Leisure Section Editor
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Albert Winklepops. The multi-billion dollar marketing empire that
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sprang from the opera after it's first season at the Cambridge Theatre
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in London's West End is headquartered in little-known Boulder,
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Colorado (most famous resident: Mork from Ork).
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@example
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Dr. Rew:
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[enters stage left and moves downstage center for aria]
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I've developed a format,
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a great data format,
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and it must take over the world!
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But it might be surpassed,
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by that pain in the ass,
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that data format
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from Illinois!
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Mike Folk:
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[enters stage right and moves downstage center]
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I've a nice data format,
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a real data format,
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with plenty of features,
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yoh-hoooo
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But scientists don't use it,
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they say it's confusing,
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A simpler API
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would dooooo...
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@end example
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@contents
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@node Transcript from Jerry Springer Show
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@section Transcript from Jerry Springer Show, aired 12/12/03,
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@subsection show title:``I've Beed Dumped for a Newer Data Format''
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@example
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[Announcer]: ...live today from Boulder, Colorado, the Jerry Springer Show!
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[Audience]: (chanting) Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
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[Jerry]: Hello and welcome to the Jerry Springer show - today we have
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some very special guests, starting with netCDF, a data format from
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right here in Boulder.
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[Audience]: (applause)
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[netCDF]: Hi Jerry!
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[Jerry]: Hello netCDF, and welcome to the show. You're here to tell us
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something, right?
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[netCDF]: (sobbing) I think I'm going to be abandoned for a newer,
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younger data format.
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[Audience]: (gasps)
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[Jerry]: Well, netCDF, we've brought in WRF, a professional model,
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also from right here in Boulder.
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[Audience]: (applause)
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[Jerry]: Now WRF, you've been involved in an intimate relationship
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with netCDF for how long now?
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[WRF]: Oh yea, like, a looong time. But, you know, I got "intimate
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relationships" with lots of data formats, if you know what I mean!
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(winking)
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[Audience]: (laughter)
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[Jerry]: Hmmm, well I suppose that as a professional model, you must
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be quite attractive to data formats. I'm sure lots of data formats are
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interested in you. Is that correct?
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[WRF]: Oh yea Jerry. Like you sez, I'm, you know, like, "attractive."
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Oh yea! (flexes beefy arm muscles)
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[Audience]: (booing from men, wooo-hooing from women)
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[Jerry]: (to audience) Settle down now. Let's hear what WRF has to say
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to netCDF. (to WRF) WRF, how do you feel about the fact that netCDF is
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worried about younder data formats? Do you think she's right to be
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worried?
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[WRF]: Hey baby, what can I say? I'm a love machine! (gyrates flabby
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hips)
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[Audience]: (more booing, shouts of "sit down lard-ass!")
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[WRF]: (appologetically, kneels in front of netCDF) But I'll always
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love you baby! Just 'cause there are other formats in my life, like,
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it doesn't mean that I can't love you, you know?
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[Audience]: (sighing) Ahhhhhh...
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[Jerry]: Now we have a surprise guest, flow all the way here from
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Champagne-Urbana, Illinois, to appear as a guest on this show. Her
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name is HDF5, and she's a professional data format.
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[HDF5]: (flouning in, twirling a red handbag, and winking to WRF) Hi-ya, hon.
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[Audience]: (booing, shouts of "dumb slut!")
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[netCDF]: (screaming to HDF5) I can't believe you have the nerve to
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come here, you hoe! (WRF jumps up in alarm and backs away)
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[Jerry]: (to security) Steve, you better get between these two before
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someone gets hurt...
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@end example
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@node Concept Index, , Derivative Works, Top
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@chapter Concept Index
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@printindex cp
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@bye
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End:
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